Michigander2005
Jr. Member
Medicine
A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out
looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing.
We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out
looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country
medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two
weeks."
The Canadian doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys
are way behind. We took a woman with no brains, sent her to Michigan where
she became Governor, and now half the state is out looking for work."
A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out
looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing.
We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out
looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country
medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two
weeks."
The Canadian doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys
are way behind. We took a woman with no brains, sent her to Michigan where
she became Governor, and now half the state is out looking for work."
