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    Farting politician shuts down Kenyan parliament


    Emergency air fresheners are brought in while MPs accuse each other of being responsible for smell

    The bizarre row broke out in Kenya's Homa bay county assembly on Wednesday
    One lawmaker accused another who denied 'polluting the air' in the chamber
    Proceedings were suspended while the speaker demanded air fresheners

    By Tim Stickings For Mailonline

    Published: 07:36 EDT, 9 August 2019 | Updated: 07:36 EDT, 9 August 2019

    A farting politician shut down a session of parliament in Kenya as members blamed each other for the offending smell.

    The row broke out in the Homa Bay county assembly on Wednesday after one lawmaker accused a colleague of 'polluting the air'.

    The MP in question denied the claims and insisted that 'I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues', according to Kenyan media.

    The speaker hurriedly ordered air fresheners to be brought to the chamber to tackle the problem.

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    A farting politician shut down a session of parliament in Kenya as members blamed each other for the offending smell

    'Get whatever flavor you will find in any office, whether itís vanilla or strawberry,' the speaker demanded.

    'Let the sergeant spray the air with fresheners to make it pleasant.'

    Proceedings were interrupted for 10 minutes as the speaker ruled that 'we cannot continue sitting in an environment that smells bad'.

    It was a hot day already and MPs had been fanning themselves with sheets of paper to keep cool, according to reports.

    However, the smell had cleared by the time the sergeants had located any bottles of air freshener.

    Members had been debating the lack of shade at market stalls when the unusual delay occurred.
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    HAHAHAHA!!!! I went to hang out with my Dad in Ohio and visit other family for a few weeks. Even decided I'm moving my Son to be around family in the very near future. Anyhow, We were walking the Goodwill "bins", and a woman kept getting way too close, we would move to get out of her way and she was right there again!!!! I told my Dad, "watch this!!" and I ripped a nasty Fart!! Yes, after the look on her face? We both laughed like little kids. Ohhhh it was bad, just nasty. Yes! I know...I'm immature.

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    I think he sharted or fooped. The wife says I think you need to leave the room

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