- May 28, 2010
- 19,421
- 30,104
- 🥇 Banner finds
- 1
- 🏆 Honorable Mentions:
- 1
- Detector(s) used
- Nokta Makro Legend// Pulsedive// Minelab GPZ 7000// Vanquish 540// Minelab Pro Find 35// Dune Kraken Sandscoop// Grave Digger Tools Tombstone shovel & Sidekick digger// Bunk's Hermit Pick
- Primary Interest:
- Metal Detecting
The Return Of The Giant Serpent – Funny, that’s what wife #4 used to say when I came in
Did I Find a Meteor? – No, unless you were using a telescope. You didn’t find a “meteorite” either.
Real or Fake? -- In the case of wife number five, fake - but nice.
Proven to Myself the Beale Treasure is a Story Made Up – What took you so long? Get in here, the keg is almost gone!
Got Fingered Today and Dug My First Three Cent Nickel – Depends on who’s doing the fingering, and what shape the 3-center is in.
I have a Signal Cannon, I believe it looks Old – My signal cannon IS old. Still works, but it's got age spots
Where did they go? – That way.
Who Was The Big Fat Liar? – Are you fat shaming Jerry Nadler?
Reached a dubious milestone – That was marriage number three in my case.
Crispins Critters – I think there is a powder for that. Maybe it's a cream?
What are some ways to help with Global Warming? – Stop breathing.
Incredible once in a Lifetime find from England – The Beatles right? It’s definitely The Beatles.
Gold Panning in Greece – Not if I'm going to have to bend over!
Dowsing Rods Split… What does that mean? – Mrs. Dowsing Rod gets the car, house, and kids.
Killer Dolphin Effigy Find – OP apparently mistook a Wheat penny for a crazed dolphin.
Calling All Railroad Men – I would rather call the railroad Women – wink, wink!
Google Pay? – Not as much as I thought it would.
Who Else Likes Two Strokes? – I like a lot more than that!
Did I Find a Meteor? – No, unless you were using a telescope. You didn’t find a “meteorite” either.
Real or Fake? -- In the case of wife number five, fake - but nice.
Proven to Myself the Beale Treasure is a Story Made Up – What took you so long? Get in here, the keg is almost gone!
Got Fingered Today and Dug My First Three Cent Nickel – Depends on who’s doing the fingering, and what shape the 3-center is in.
I have a Signal Cannon, I believe it looks Old – My signal cannon IS old. Still works, but it's got age spots
Where did they go? – That way.
Who Was The Big Fat Liar? – Are you fat shaming Jerry Nadler?
Reached a dubious milestone – That was marriage number three in my case.
Crispins Critters – I think there is a powder for that. Maybe it's a cream?
What are some ways to help with Global Warming? – Stop breathing.
Incredible once in a Lifetime find from England – The Beatles right? It’s definitely The Beatles.
Gold Panning in Greece – Not if I'm going to have to bend over!
Dowsing Rods Split… What does that mean? – Mrs. Dowsing Rod gets the car, house, and kids.
Killer Dolphin Effigy Find – OP apparently mistook a Wheat penny for a crazed dolphin.
Calling All Railroad Men – I would rather call the railroad Women – wink, wink!
Google Pay? – Not as much as I thought it would.
Who Else Likes Two Strokes? – I like a lot more than that!
Terry you crack me up
