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Mike(Mont)
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Senior's sample
An 84 year old man goes to the doctor and says he wants to get a sperm count. The doctor gives him a jar and says take it home and bring back a sample tomorrow.
The next day the old man comes back with an empty jar. The doctor asked "What's wrong?" The old man replied, "I tried it with my right hand then I tried it with my left hand, then my wife tried it with her right hand then with her left hand. She tried it with her teeth in and with her teeth out. Then I asked the neighbor lady if she could help. She couldn't get it either." "The neighbor lady!" the doctor exclaimed. "Yes," the old man said, "nobody could unscrew the lid."
An 84 year old man goes to the doctor and says he wants to get a sperm count. The doctor gives him a jar and says take it home and bring back a sample tomorrow.
The next day the old man comes back with an empty jar. The doctor asked "What's wrong?" The old man replied, "I tried it with my right hand then I tried it with my left hand, then my wife tried it with her right hand then with her left hand. She tried it with her teeth in and with her teeth out. Then I asked the neighbor lady if she could help. She couldn't get it either." "The neighbor lady!" the doctor exclaimed. "Yes," the old man said, "nobody could unscrew the lid."
