Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary
the Red ones Made me Laugh
Day 1 — I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 — Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 — Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds; some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 — 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 — Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jell-O Shots!!
Day 6 — I get to take the Garbage out. I'm So excited, I can't decide what to wear.
Day 7 — Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 — Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 — I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 — Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He's a Web Designer.
Day 11 — Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 — I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 — If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidently touch your face.
Day 14 — Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3—1.
Day 15 — Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
Day 16 — I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Day 17 — This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. �� I came into the house, told my dog and we both laughed.
Day 18 — While I was homeschooling one of the little monsters called in a bomb threat.
Day 19 — I think pajamas make you believe all is right … I should have tried on my jeans long before now.
Day 20 — This morning I read the Classified Ads: It said single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 21 — When the quarantine is over, half of us will come out as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
Day 22 — So, after the quarantine … will the producers of “My 600 Pound Life” just find me or do I find them?
Day 23 — My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
the Red ones Made me Laugh
Day 1 — I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 — Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 — Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds; some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 — 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 — Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jell-O Shots!!
Day 6 — I get to take the Garbage out. I'm So excited, I can't decide what to wear.
Day 7 — Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 — Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 — I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 — Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He's a Web Designer.
Day 11 — Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 — I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 — If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidently touch your face.
Day 14 — Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3—1.
Day 15 — Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
Day 16 — I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Day 17 — This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. �� I came into the house, told my dog and we both laughed.
Day 18 — While I was homeschooling one of the little monsters called in a bomb threat.
Day 19 — I think pajamas make you believe all is right … I should have tried on my jeans long before now.
Day 20 — This morning I read the Classified Ads: It said single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 21 — When the quarantine is over, half of us will come out as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
Day 22 — So, after the quarantine … will the producers of “My 600 Pound Life” just find me or do I find them?
Day 23 — My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
