I dont get out much

Jeffro

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I don't get out much

OK, call me crazy.... I tried the internet dating thing. :-[

My schedule and being a full time father just doesn't permit me to have an active social life, LOL!

So I went to a site looking for someone along the same lines.....

I know I've been out of play for some time, but what the heck is this stuff? LOL!


SWPF ISO NSA D/D free S/D/WPM. Must be into B/D S/M and have own toys. Me? BBW...... ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z!


SHEESH!

To heck with it............ I'll be an old man before I can decipher this stuff! :D
 

syko

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Re: I don't get out much

Jeffro said:
SWPF ISO NSA D/D free S/D/WPM. Must be into B/D S/M and have own toys. Me? BBW...... ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z!

Single white pregnant female is seeking old, natural sexy Alabama man. My size is double d, free showing,do u want play w/mine?
Bring a black & decker and a smith & wesson, Me? Big Beautiful weirdo :P

best I could decipher this late at night :D
 

ClonedSIM

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Re: I don't get out much

syko said:
Jeffro said:
SWPF ISO NSA D/D free S/D/WPM. Must be into B/D S/M and have own toys. Me? BBW...... ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z!

Single white pregnant female is seeking old, natural sexy Alabama man. My size is double d, free showing,do u want play w/mine?
Bring a black & decker and a smith & wesson, Me? Big Beautiful weirdo :P

best I could decipher this late at night :D
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D
 

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Jeffro

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Re: I don't get out much

I got a feeling you're not TOO far off! LOL! :D
 

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Jeffro

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Re: I don't get out much

I need something more..... substantial? :D ;)
 

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stefen

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Re: I don't get out much

;D
 

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Gypsy Heart

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Re: I don't get out much

Jeffy
There are plenty of women on this site who would be willing to hook you up with their friends.
Tell us what you are looking for and we will see what we can do !!! :) :-*
 

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Jeffro

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Re: I don't get out much

I thought I did in my original post-

Jeffro said:
SWPF ISO NSA D/D free S/D/WPM. Must be into B/D S/M and have own toys. Me? BBW...... ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z!

:D
 

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Jeffro

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Re: I don't get out much

Honestly I have no idea..... is normal too much to ask? ;)

OK, here goes-

Must be a Gypsy at heart, with a Mona Lisa smile, just a good ol' Countrygirl, and a Feline Peachy.

::) :-*
 

Mona Lisa

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Re: I don't get out much

Jeffro said:
Honestly I have no idea..... is normal too much to ask? ;)

OK, here goes-

Must be a Gypsy at heart, with a Mona Lisa smile, just a good ol' Countrygirl, and a Feline Peachy.

::) :-*

This thread is hilarious.....syko, you're an internet-dating acronym savant.

Jeffro....here's a site that will help you with all those crazy acronyms. http://www.acronymfinder.com/

Is normal too much to ask? :D :D :D :D Are you normal, Jeffy :-*??

LOL <That means Laughing Outrageously Lisa
 

Gypsy Heart

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Re: I don't get out much

My gawd Jeffy ....if you combined the four of us into one woman ....we would kill you for sure..... :-*
 

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Jeffro

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Re: I don't get out much

Ahhhh, but I'd die a happy man..... ;) :D
 

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Jeffro

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Re: I don't get out much

Mona Lisa said:
Is normal too much to ask? :D :D :D :D Are you normal, Jeffy :-*??

LOL <That means Laughing Outrageously Lisa

Ok, ya got me..... how's Northwest of Normal sound? ;D
 

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stefen

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Re: I don't get out much

Run girls, the horndog is on the loose. ;D
 

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Jeffro

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Re: I don't get out much

Hey hey hey! A bottle of Viagra and a dozen roses and I'm all set!
 

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