Got This Email from Wesfrye

[Gypsy Heart]

Got this email from Wes this morning.......Which is proof by his prayer that he has no interest in dating me !

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store, a golf course, and a bass boat. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a #@!$%#@!.

 

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[Don in SJ]

Ah, to comment or not to comment, that is the question. GREAT POST WES!!!

P.S. Good luck in your search for that "Special" woman.

Don

 

[wesfrye53]

Ah Gypsy Mystery...I thought you were wise and knowledgeable! I am extremely flexible and easy to change... I've followed the maxim "Improvise and adjust" but I guess I managed to give you a reason to reject me

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Ah Gypsy Mystery...I thought you were wise and knowledgeable! I am extremely flexible and easy to change... I've followed the maxim "Improvise and adjust" but I guess I managed to give you a reason to reject me

But Wessy....you know I dont have a bass boat

 

[bean man]

Wes, you can catch bass from shore!

 

[aa battery]

Wes your Man poem made me shed a tear oh what could have been. ..aa

 

[wesfrye53]

Why in the H...would I want a "bass boat"? Have I missed something here? Then again...maybe you think lack of a bass boat will drive me away for good BTW...the Vette doesn't have a trailer hitch