When you're over sixty five .............who cares!

[jeff of pa]

[FONT=&quot]I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business when this FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...


[/FONT][FONT=&quot]I went to the drug store and told the clerk ...
"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please"
Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?";
I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'..."

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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]I was talking to a young woman at the Legion last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and
got your hair cut, you'd look all right.";
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there
instead of you.";
Cost me a fat lip.

[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, "Go on then.. try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said,
"Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
Cost me a kick in the groin,

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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]I went to our Legion last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]When you're over sixty five .............who cares![/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]

 

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