What do you call a dog with no legs????

[stefen]

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

 

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[Gypsy Heart]

Matt?

Where would you find a dog like that anyway?

 

[stefen]

What do you call a dog that you can hang on the wall?

Art

 

[EDDE]

What do you call a dog under a pile of leaves?
Russel

 

[Gypsy Heart]

What do you call a dog under a pile of leaves?
Russel

What if the leaves were on fire?
Bernie

 

[goldencoin]

What do you call a dog under a pile of leaves?
Russel

What if the leaves were on fire?
Bernie

Hot dog

HH
-GC

 

[diggummup]

What do you call a dog under a pile of leaves?
Russel

What if the leaves were on fire?
Bernie

Hot dog

HH
-GC

And here I thought a dog with no legs was a hot dog. Darn, I learn something new everyday.

 

[stefen]

Great comebacks.

What do you call a dog floating in a swimming pool?

Bob

or a dog sittin on a pile of papers on your desk?

a Paper Weight

 

[levis_dad]

How about a dog that's been stuffed into your mailbox?


Bill

 

[Jeffro]

Waterskiing?



Skip-

 

[Canadian Cossack]

... a bullfighter...? Gord.


... a lion tamer...? Claude.

 

[ivan salis]

stumpy

 

[savant365]

 

[savant365]

http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/148-lump_the_no_legged_dog

 

[imafishingnutt]

here you go

 

[Kas]

That's easy.

Ground hound.

 

[sniffer]

Matt

 

[ivan salis]

what do you call a dog with no legs -- thats easy --- red ---- since hes a irish "setter"

 

[sniffer]

how about Doorstop

 

[Old Dog]

Female dog hanging on a fence......Barb


Dog out in the middle of a ball field..... second base


Dog in a hot tub..... soup


chuckle