Whos child is this??

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On a recent trip to Great Britain , President Hillary Clinton met
With Queen Elizabeth. She asked her, 'How does one
Manage to run a country so smoothly?'

'That's easy,' she replied, 'You surround yourself
With intelligent ministers and advisors.'

'But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or
Not?'

'You ask them a riddle,' she replied, and with that
She pressed a button and said, 'Would you please send
Tony Blair in.' When Blair arrived, the Queen said, 'I
Have a riddle for you to answer for me. Your parents
Had a child and it was not your sister and it was not
Your brother. Who was this child?'

Blair replied, 'That's easy. The child was me.'

'Very good,' said the Queen. 'You may go now.'

Hillary went back to Washington and called in
Her husband, Bill (First Man) . She said to Bill, 'I have
A riddle for you, and the answer is very important.
Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and
It was not your brother Who was this child ?'

Bill replied, 'Yes, it is clearly very important that
We determine the answer, as no child must be left
Behind. Can I deliberate on this for awhile?'

'Yes,' said Hillary, 'I'll give you four hours to come
Up with the answer.'

So Bill went and called a meeting of the White House
Staff, and asked them the riddle. But after much
Discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a
Satisfactory answer. So he was quite upset, not knowing
What he would tell President Hillary. As Bill was walking
Back to the Oval Office, he saw Ex president Bush
Approaching him. So he said, 'Mr. President,

Can you answer this riddle for me? Your
Parents had a child and it was not your sister and it
Was not your brother. Who was the child?'

'That's easy,' said George, 'The child was me.'

'Oh thank you,' said Bill. 'You may just have saved
Me my job!' So Bill went into the Oval Office and said
To President Hillary, 'I think I know the answer to your
Riddle. The child was George Bush!'

'No, you dumbass!' Hillary shouted. 'The
Child was Tony Blair!!'
 

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