why are guns better then women.......

[COUNTRY GIRL]

If you take a gun home at night, it still looks the same in the morning Only if it hasn't been fired before?
- Guns don't care how many other guns you've played with Never play with guns, women?

- If you conceal your gun, it doesn't feel "used" and cry for days You guys never get over it?

 

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[Montana Jim]

If you take a gun home at night, it still looks the same in the morning Only if it hasn't been fired before?
- Guns don't care how many other guns you've played with Never play with guns, women?

- If you conceal your gun, it doesn't feel "used" and cry for days You guys never get over it?

A gun would have never responded like that...

 

[COUNTRY GIRL]

 

[dred747]

Ahem......Why I like guns more than men....by Mona Lisa


You knows your weapon is a snubby BEFORE you take it home.

A weapon is hard ALL the time.

A gun won't get you pregnant and leave you to live off of welfare.

A gun doesn't start without you,

You can control what comes out of a gun's muzzle, even in public.

You can know EXACTLY what causes a gun to go off, when to expect it and exactly what 'triggered' it.

Remember guys....guns don't kill men....women with guns kill men.

KEWL!!! At last someone to hold the torch. I like my woman better. She ain't a golddigger like me.

 

[EDDE]

Ahem......Why I like guns more than men....by Mona Lisa


You know your weapon is a snubby BEFORE you take it home.

A gun is hard ALL the time.

A gun won't get you pregnant and leave you to live off of welfare.

A gun doesn't start without you.

You can control what comes out of a gun's muzzle, even in public.

You can know EXACTLY what causes a gun to go off, when to expect it, and exactly what 'triggered' it.

Remember guys....guns don't kill men....women with guns kill men.

The end.

BRAVO (your so dreamy)

 

[levis_dad]

Most of the time it's ok for your friends to handle your gun.

 

[Burdie]

NOW THAT WAS ENTERTAINMENT!!!

Burdie

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Ahem......Why I like guns more than men....by Mona Lisa


You know your weapon is a snubby BEFORE you take it home.

A gun is hard ALL the time.

A gun won't get you pregnant and leave you to live off of welfare.

A gun doesn't start without you.

You can control what comes out of a gun's muzzle, even in public.

Guns don't burp, snore, or fart.

You can know EXACTLY what causes a gun to go off, when to expect it, and exactly what 'triggered' it.

Remember guys....guns don't kill men....women with guns kill men.

The end.

A gun will fire all night as long as you keep your finger on the trigger

Guns dont expect breakfast

It doesnt matter what holster you put your gun in...it still likes it....

Guns dont make fun of your thighs....

Guns dont say 'Baby tell me the truth ....isnt this the best bullet you ever had'

 

[Mona Lisa]

Guns give you the biggest bang.








Did I say that out loud??

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Guns give you the best bang.

Lets not carry this too far hon....

 

[Mona Lisa]

I'm done!

 

[bean man]

Most guns, you can rely on staying true.

 

[stefen]

I'm done!

Both of you go to your rooms