Bob

[goldencoin]

One day Bob, who works at the gas station, was bragging to his good friend Joe that he knows everyone. This continued for a week when Joe asked him to prove it. They go to the state capital building and the security guards say hi to Bob while the walk through the security checkpoint. They get to the Governor's office and Bob and him share a beer and talk about old times. Joe is not convinced. He asks Bob if he knows Jimmy Carter and he said of course. He calls him up on the phone and within the hour, he is at the gas station. Joe, in disbelief, asks if he knows the Pope. He says yep and they both hitch a ride on Carter's private jet. Joe waits down in Vatican Square while Bob appears with the Pope. The finale straw was when someone next to him asked "Who's that person next to Bob?"

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[rocky]

I know BOB too.

He's the guy with the goofy grin that constantly whistles that annoying tune on TV.

Then my kids ask me what he's taking about, and I have to scramble to change the subject or dive for the remote.


ROCKY