Different Ways to Call Someoone Stupid

[nhbenz]

Marmore waren nicht ein Teil meiner Kindheit.

Noch meiner. I've never figured out how everyone knew I rode the short bus to school.

 

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[oldbuzzard]

I think that old boys cheese done slid off his cracker!

 

[Old Dog]

An entire load of sailboat fuel between the ears.

 

[PBK]

I've never figured out how everyone knew I rode the short bus to school.

Well, it was a rather small and exclusive institution whose enrollment was well reported in all the tabloids.

And the fact that you insisted on sitting on the hood instead of riding inside didn't exactly enhance your anonymity, either.

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[Michelle]

 

[nhbenz]

I've never figured out how everyone knew I rode the short bus to school.

Well, it was a rather small and exclusive institution whose enrollment was well reported in all the tabloids.

And the fact that you insisted on sitting on the hood instead of riding inside didn't exactly enhance your anonymity, either.

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Whoa there! It wasn't MY idea to ride on the hood! Miss Schneider was simply tired of hearing me rant "Pop a wheelie, Pop a wheelie!" Also there were concerns that the bean-rich diet I was on was somehow upsetting the other kids. Am I to blame that this was what my pa's farm produced?

 

[cybercop106]

'stephen'

Wir waren arm, marmore waren alles ich hatte.


I liked George Clooney's observation in "O' brother Where Art Thou":

You two are dumber than a bag of hammers..........

We say: He's from the shallow end of the gene pool.
The factory is open but they're not at full production.
His gene pool was a mud puddle.
Couldn't count his testicles and get the same number twice.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Your village called...... they miss their idiot.

 

[ivan salis]

his family tree was a telephone pole.

 

[Michelle]