THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

[Johnny Ringo Silver]

THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

I was at work yesterday and we were coming up with some LAST WORDS that were killing me so I thought I would get one started here. Give it a try!! I'll start with,

"I'll hold it and you light it"

 

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[stefen]

Re: THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

As the foreman was giving the new employee a tour of the Hand Gernade factory he said there are two things you don't say here; Oops and oh-$hit.

 

[Kentucky Kache]

Re: THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

"When I nod my head, you hit it".

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Re: THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

Hahahahaha

try here

http://forum.treasurenet.com/index.php/topic,98878.0.html

 

[ivan salis]

Re: THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

during the civil war union general when he went to the front lines to reveiw how a battle was going --- he was told by the men there that he needed to take cover and be careful because there was a deadly rebel sniper about 1/2 mile away that had been shooting at them --- he just stood there and said " nonsense why they couldn't hit a elephant from that dis..." :P --- yep he was he was "dead" wrong.

 

[Montana Jim]

Re: THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

"Hey... watch this!"

 

[WindHarvester]

Re: THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

Everything will be fine

We'll never get caught

I'll pull it out

 

[Born Free]

Re: THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

"My White's M6 says it's silver!!"

(Just another pull tab.)

 

[savant365]

Re: THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

"Hey... watch this!"

I thought it was "hold my beer and watch this"

 

[stefen]

Re: THE BEST OF "LAST WORDS"

We don't need a prophylactic - the rhythm method is good enough.

The catholic priest said we should use the biblical method...place 2 aspirin between your knees and pray...