Jeffro
Silver Member
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where
> >> a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
> >> entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this
> >> store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products
> >> increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any
> >> item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
> >> but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
> >>
> >> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
> >> floor, the sign on the door reads:
> >> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the
> >> second floor, where the sign reads:
> >> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice', she thinks,
> >> 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
> >> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
> >> Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes
> >> to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
> >> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
> >> Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand
> >> it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
> >> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
> >> with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to
> >> stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
> >> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> >> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
> >> to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
> >> PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a
> >> New Wives store just across the street.
> >> The first floor has wives that love sex.
> >> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
> >> The third, fourth, fifth, and sixth floors have never been visited.
> >> a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
> >> entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this
> >> store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products
> >> increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any
> >> item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
> >> but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
> >>
> >> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
> >> floor, the sign on the door reads:
> >> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the
> >> second floor, where the sign reads:
> >> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice', she thinks,
> >> 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
> >> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
> >> Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes
> >> to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
> >> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
> >> Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand
> >> it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
> >> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
> >> with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to
> >> stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
> >> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> >> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
> >> to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
> >> PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a
> >> New Wives store just across the street.
> >> The first floor has wives that love sex.
> >> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
> >> The third, fourth, fifth, and sixth floors have never been visited.
