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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O' Grady after his Sunday morning service,
and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"She
says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last
night."The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did
he have any last requests?"She says, "That he did, Father." The priest
says, "What did he ask, Mary? "She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down
that damn gun...'
and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"She
says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last
night."The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did
he have any last requests?"She says, "That he did, Father." The priest
says, "What did he ask, Mary? "She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down
that damn gun...'