Little Johnny

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Little johnny got a new electric train for christmas . He was in the living room playing with it &
his mother was working in the kitchen & keeping an ear peeled listening to johnny . She heard
the train go round & round , round & round . After a while she heard the train stop . Then she
heard little johnny say , all you sob's that want off , get off , all you sob's that want on , get on ,
this trains going down the track . Mama rushed into the living room & said , johnny , you know
we don't talk like that in this house , I've raised & taught you better than that . Now , you go to
your room & sit on your bed for two hours & think about those bad things you said . After two
hours she went & told johnny he could play again if he thought he could be nice . Johnny went
back to playing with his train & mama went back to work in the kitchen . She heard the train go
round & round , round & round . After while she heard the train stop . She then heard johnny
say , all you nice people who want off here , it's time to get off , have a very pleasent day &
thank you for riding with us today , all you nice people who want on please be seated & thank
you for riding with us today . Mama was fairly beaming , she was so proud of little johnny , then
she heard johnny say , and for all you people that are pissed off over the two hour delay , take
it up with the bitch in the kitchen .
 

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