savant365
Silver Member
Old people sex...
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first
> >> >> time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
> >> >> very
> >> >> tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to
> >> >> you.'
> >> >>
> >> >> 'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
> >> >>
> >> >> 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we
> >> >> can
> >> >> do it for old time's sake?'
> >> >>
> >> >> 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!
> >> >>
> >> >> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
> >> >> and having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've gotto see
> >> >> these two old-timers having sex against a fence; I'll just keep an eye
> >> >> on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
> >> >>
> >> >> The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
> >> >> support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the
> >> >> tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt
> >> >> and
> >> >> the old man drops his trousers.
> >> >>
> >> >> As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly
> >> >> they
> >> >> erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
> >> >>
> >> >> This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises
> >> >> and
> >> >> moaning and screaming.
> >> >>
> >> >> Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
> >> >>
> >> >> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
> >> >> and old age that he didn't know.
> >> >>
> >> >> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
> >> >> old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
> >> >>
> >> >> The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is
> >> >> truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the
> >> >> couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something
> >> >> else.
> >> >> You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort
> >> >> of secret to this?'
> >> >>
> >> >> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago,
> >> >> that wasn't an electric fence.'
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first
> >> >> time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
> >> >> very
> >> >> tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to
> >> >> you.'
> >> >>
> >> >> 'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
> >> >>
> >> >> 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we
> >> >> can
> >> >> do it for old time's sake?'
> >> >>
> >> >> 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!
> >> >>
> >> >> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
> >> >> and having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've gotto see
> >> >> these two old-timers having sex against a fence; I'll just keep an eye
> >> >> on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
> >> >>
> >> >> The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
> >> >> support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the
> >> >> tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt
> >> >> and
> >> >> the old man drops his trousers.
> >> >>
> >> >> As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly
> >> >> they
> >> >> erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
> >> >>
> >> >> This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises
> >> >> and
> >> >> moaning and screaming.
> >> >>
> >> >> Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
> >> >>
> >> >> The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
> >> >> and old age that he didn't know.
> >> >>
> >> >> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
> >> >> old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
> >> >>
> >> >> The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is
> >> >> truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the
> >> >> couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something
> >> >> else.
> >> >> You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort
> >> >> of secret to this?'
> >> >>
> >> >> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago,
> >> >> that wasn't an electric fence.'
