Cannibal restaurant

[Casull]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?"


The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."

 

Amazon Forum Fav 👍

Upgraded Night Vision Monocular Digital Infrared Monocular Telescope for 100% Darkness with 8X Zoom - Grab it through Amazon!

[EDDE]

ill take the the 2 breast and 2 thigh plate please

 

[cybercop106]

Two cannibals share the Broiled (male) Missionary plate for $5 each. One starts at the head and the other starts at the feet. After a little while, the first one says:
"This is the best $5 meal ever! Are you enjoying yourself?"
The second cannibal says:

(wait for it)

(wait for it)



"I'm having a ball........"

 

[stefen]

ill take the the 2 breast and 2 thigh plate please

You'd get more meat from 2 wings and 2 thighs

 

[Tubecity]

The second cannibal says:

"I'm having a ball........"



And the first cannibal says, 'slow down, you're eating too fast.

 

[EDDE]

LMAO