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The Redneck & the Game Warden
The Redneck & the Game Warden
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippirecently with
two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its
fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
fish?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck, "I ain't got none of them there
licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em
swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into
these here ice chests and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the
truth, Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."
"O. K," said the warden. "I've got to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the redneck.
The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!", replied the warden.
"What fish?", replied the redneck.
Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we
ain't as dumb as some government employees.
The Redneck & the Game Warden
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippirecently with
two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its
fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
fish?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck, "I ain't got none of them there
licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em
swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into
these here ice chests and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the
truth, Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."
"O. K," said the warden. "I've got to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the redneck.
The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!", replied the warden.
"What fish?", replied the redneck.
Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we
ain't as dumb as some government employees.
