Bathroom confession

[texan connection]

When I go to the bank I like to go in the rest room and write "Deposit slips " on the toilet paper rolls.

I once went into a one bathroom store and read a cute little poem placed there by the ladies that read, "if you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweaty and lift the seaty", well not to be out done, I wrote on the sign.
If you lift that lid when ere you leave, when you get back thats where it'll be,
But leave it down when you get done, and you might end up with sticky buns.


Im so ashamened.

 

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[Rubicon]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

We aim to please, so, you aim too, please.

 

[stefen]

And in a public pay toilet...

Here I sit broken hearted
Paid a nickle and only farted

 

[strickman]

i worked on jobsites for years,i hated using porta-johns, used to hold it long as i could. everyone tried to hold it,if you saw someone in there you new they had to go BAD.i used to write on the wall with a big black majick marker the average body louse can jump six feet---------this porta john is three by three! you do the math!