Cat drinks gasoline

[Nonsequitur]

Joe was working on his friends motorcycle as a favor one day. When it became lunch-time, his friend brought him out a big glass of iced tea, some Fritos, and a large sammich on a plate. Joe kept working in between bites, but was starting to get annoyed with the friends cat who wanted some of his sammich. Joe got so mad at the cat that he threw his empty glass at the cat, narrowly missing it. Starting back to work, but still angered, he turned the fuel line a little too much and broke it off. With gas starting to drip out and having nothing to catch it with, Joe slipped the sammich plate under the motorcycle and went to get some rags from his friend to sop up the spilled fuel. When they both came back out, they were amazed to find the cat lapping up the gas from the plate!
Joe yelled "Scat!" and the cat took off like a rocket, ran around the house three times and fell over right in the middle of the front yard.
"Oh, no, is he dead?" asked Joe's friend.
"No........." said Joe,..........





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.................."he's just out of gas."

 

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