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My Wife Is Better
Two buddies get together and decide to go to a cat house, one of them tired of doing it with his wife all the time, the other not having it done for a long time.

Anyways the married one goes up and comes down and says, "My wife is much better."

"All right," goes the other guy, "Let me go try the same woman."

Well he goes and comes back to his buddy and says, "You are right, man, your wife is much better."





Better Than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women.

The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson & music books.

Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and thru the front door.

"Oh darling," he gushed, "Come here. Let me look at you. Let me hold you! Let's have a fine dinner out, then make love all night. I've missed your loving so much !"

The wife, keeping her distance, said, "All in good time lover. First, let's hear you play that harmonica."





Man At His Smartest
Q: Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
A: Because he's plugged into a woman!
 

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