Needle
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Talking Dog - For Sale.A man decided to sell his talking dog,
so he placed an add in the paper.
(The dog was getting on his nerves)
The phone rang and a woman from the circus
wanted to come over and interview the dog.
The man said, Ok, come by at 1 PM today.
The woman shows up and the man said,
the dog was in the library and she could go
in there and interview him.
When the woman walked into the library,
the dog went over to her and introduced himself.
He said, he had been born in England and had lived there for
3 years with an elderly couple and that once
he had been introduced To the Queen.
The woman was impressed to say the least,
she rushed from the room and told the man,
I’ll take him, how much do you want, name your price.
The man confessed, he had changed his mind,
I am sorry, I can not sell him to you.
He said, Lady, you see the dog is a liar…
He has never even been to England
And that he certainly never ever meet the QUEEN!
