Needle
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Two Black eyes!A man decided it was time to take his son to church,
To teach him the kinder, gentler nature of people.
While they were seated in church,
the preacher asked everyone to stand
And sing a hymn, for the Lord.
Seated just in front of them
Was a large woman, when she stood up
Her dress was wedged firmly in the crack
Of her sizable a$$.
The father not wanting his son to be subjected to this misfortune,
Quickly reach out and jerked the dress from the crack.
The woman immediately swung her arm back and caught him firmly in the right eye with her fist.
The son saw what his father did and immediately with his open hand
And fingers pointing, stuffed the dress back in the crack.
The woman immediately swung her left hand back
And hit the father firmly in the left eye with her fist.
The moral of the story…
If it is not yours, Don't touch it!
