Jeffro
Silver Member
A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes but was
very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle on prices'
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, 'Well then,
maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair
of shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, 'Little lady, just go
and give it a try!'
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an
alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over
to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky bay water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it
on to the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were seven more of the
dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the
bank, watching in silent amazement.
The Blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling
her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out
'Darn !!!..'
'THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!'
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes but was
very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle on prices'
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, 'Well then,
maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair
of shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, 'Little lady, just go
and give it a try!'
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an
alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over
to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky bay water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it
on to the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were seven more of the
dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the
bank, watching in silent amazement.
The Blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling
her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out
'Darn !!!..'
'THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!'
