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  1. #1
    stefen

    Why Farts Smell?

    So deaf people can also enjoy them

  2. #2
    heavy metal maiden

    Mar 2008
    104

    Re: Why Farts Smell?

    Haha! That's funny

    Also, what are the different names/descriptions people use for them? Here are a few:

    Cheek Squeaker
    Blanket Ripper
    Butt Bombs

    and my favorite: Crop Dusting
    (drop one while walking by a group of people)

    I know, gross topic...
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  3. #3
    us
    In my realm anything can and does happen.

    Dec 2007
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    Re: Why Farts Smell?

    My friend just told me what a "Dutch Oven" is, now that's gross and mean.
    Pirate for life!

  4. #4
    stefen

    Re: Why Farts Smell?

    Check these out

    Other words for flatus: the nouns: the gas, the product itself, the sound, the types.
    aerosolized stool
    after dinner mint
    aftershocks
    air
    air
    air
    air monkey
    air pigeon
    air poop
    almond toast
    anal acoustics
    anal escape of wind
    anal exhale
    anal emissions
    anal oxide
    anal retreat
    anus evacuation
    Arkansas barking spiders
    ars musica
    arse blast
    ass dropping
    ass flapper
    atmosphere of Uranus
    backblast (contributed by Craig T.; the "backblast area" is where the fart can be detected; upon dissipation of the odor, one can announce "Backblast area all clear!")
    backdoor trumpet
    back draft
    back end blow out
    bae
    barking rats
    barking spiders
    barley boast (a beer fart --)
    bean bombers
    bean fumes
    beaver leaver
    beer fart
    belching clown
    big spit-up
    bilabial fricative
    bingo
    blampf
    blanket bomb
    blare-ass
    blinking browneye
    blow-by (a fart that smells especially awful because it blew by a turd)
    blow fish
    blue angel (ignited fart)
    blue bomber
    blue darts (ignited fart)
    blurp
    bologna sandwich essence
    boomper letters
    booty bomb
    bork (the sound made by a fart when you press down in the bathtub
    bottom burp
    botty burp
    botty cough
    bram
    bratwurst bugle
    bratwurst butt belch
    brewer's fart (grains and all!) (from an 1811 slang dictionary)
    brown air biscuit
    brown-body radiation
    brown haze
    brown mist
    brown speckled mallard (a misty fart)
    brownster
    brun canard
    bubblers
    bubbling acid
    buck snort or bucksnort
    bull snort
    bum and flutter
    bung blast
    bunghole buzzer
    bunsen burners
    burners
    burp that went astray
    burp that comes out the wrong end
    butt bark
    butt bomb
    butt bongos
    butt breather
    butt burps
    butt cheek bubbles (farts emitted underwater.)
    butt cheek squeak
    butthole blowout
    butt moose
    butt mutt
    butt trumpets (a rumblimg, bubbling trumpet-sounding fart.)
    butt wind
    cabbage captivator
    can o' chedder
    carpet creeper
    case of swamp ass
    Chanel No. 2
    cheeser
    cheese toasty
    chemical warfare
    chert (Palauan)
    chili killy
    chold (Palauan)
    chou pi (Chinese for "stinking fart".)
    chunder
    churchhouse creepers
    Cincinatti cyanide
    colon calamities)
    colon cologne
    cooked cauliflower cocktail
    cornhole tremor
    crack rattler
    crepidus
    crunchy frog
    cushion creepers
    cyanide substitute)
    davebrok (a stop-and-go kind of fart
    death poot
    deer grunt)
    deer snort
    dej (Danish
    desert varnish (a wet fart)
    dirt road dust
    doofu (Oromo of Ethiopia)
    doozer
    doozy)
    double flutterblast
    drifters
    drig (Armenian)
    drive by
    duck call
    Dutch oven (farting in bed and pulling the covers over one's head to smell it.)
    eggy whiffo (a particularly sulfurous emission)
    EPA red alert
    essence of Emeril
    essence of the anus
    evacuation siren
    excreted gas
    explosion between the cheeks
    extreme fumagatory essence
    fang pae
    fang pi (Chinese)
    fannitosis
    fanny beep
    fanny bubble
    fanny halitosis
    fart
    fart combo (2 or more farts made within 5 seconds of each other)
    fartrogen dioxide (1940s era term)
    Fartvergnugen (based on Volkswagen's slogan: fahrvergnugen, "describing a pleasurable experience.)
    fat lady delight
    fecal clouds
    fickle fuzz
    fing (Hungarian - pronounced "feeng"
    fingi
    fire in the hole (an ignited fart)
    fizz
    fizz-fuzz
    fizzy fuzz
    flabbergaster
    flame throwers
    flaming cornhole
    flatulence
    flatulencia (Spanish)
    flatus
    flooper
    fluff
    flurpies
    flutterblast
    fly breaking the sound barrier
    foo-foo
    foyon (Puerto Rican Spanish slang for a loud, smelly fart.)
    frump (an underwater fart
    Furz (German)
    fuss (Lebonese)
    the fuzz
    the fuzz=fizz)
    gas
    gasser
    gastronomical reprocussion
    General Colon Bowel barking commands
    gooz (Persian)
    gross wind
    grosse humours
    guano-talk
    gou pi (Chinese for "dog fart")
    grounds for divorce
    grunghee
    gurglers
    ham slam
    hanger ("the killer that emerges the morning after two days of drinking and permeates everything, making whatever room you were in unusable for at least half an hour")
    he (Japanese - pronounced "hay")
    Hershey Park (the atmospheric area occupied by a fart)
    Hershey splert (fart accompanied by a tad of diarrhea)
    Hershey smoke
    hissers
    hole in the wall gang (multiple farts)
    honksa (Choctaw - pronounced "honk-sa")
    hot wind
    Hun Futza (German for "dog fart")
    hurricane
    hydrogen bombs
    ignimbrite (ignited fart)
    Japanese barking beetles (term used by servicemen stationed in Japan
    Jersey torch (ignited fart, from the movie "IQ")
    jetwash (from Top Gun)
    jockey jelly
    kabooms (farts that hurt)
    kanala (Danish.)
    lactose liberation
    laughing ass
    the leather cheerio bark
    lingers
    lort (Danish)
    love puff (England)
    low flying geese
    low flying jets
    machine gun sound effects
    massive vapor of butt gas
    message from the interior
    methane
    misdirected burp
    Missouri mud ducks
    moon beam
    morning thunder
    mouse
    mousie squeak
    mudslapper
    mush
    musical butt
    the nether belch
    nicotine stains in the Hanes)
    nitrogen nerve gas
    nuée ardent (a hot fart that rolls down the leg burning off all the hairs in its path)
    nwonk (a fart that sounds like a trumpet)
    one-cheek sneaks
    paad (Hindi.)
    pants geese
    pants puffer
    passed flatus
    passed gas
    peaches
    pedo (Spanish)
    peido (Portuguese)
    peo (Spanish, used in Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico and other Latin American regions)
    pet (French)
    petard
    phewie
    pip
    pluts
    poelse (Danish)
    poodles
    poof
    poofume
    poo gas
    pooh
    pooh noise
    poop fumes
    poop without the mess
    poopy tunes
    poot
    pooty pants
    popcorn fart (a dry fart)
    pop tarts
    power poof
    preets
    prison break
    proot-proots (French)
    prootsie
    prut (Danish)
    pudd (Punjabi.)
    puffer
    puh
    puk (Russian - pronounced "pook")
    pulpmiller
    pum (Portuguese.)
    purple clouds (as in "I can't smell nothin' but them purple clouds is sho stingin my eyes!".)
    putt-putts
    queef (vaginal fart)
    queve (a frontal emission from a woman)
    rambunctious rectum
    rames (Palauan) (specifically a high-pitched, long, drawn-out fart)
    rare arse (quiet, undulating gentle sound - Royal Navy terms)
    rattler
    rectal turbulence
    rectum roar
    report
    ringo
    ringtailed roarer (Royal Navy terms)
    rip ass
    ripship
    the rip#@!$%#@!
    ripskin
    ripsnorter
    road pizza perfume
    roevgas (Danish)
    rump ripper
    rup rap (diarrhea propelled by flatus)
    the scented scream
    scheet (Dutch)
    seam squirrels
    #@!$%#@! fumes
    #@!$%#@! propellant
    #@!$%#@! vapor
    #@!$%#@! without the mess
    silent but deadly (SBD)
    silent but violent (SBV)
    silent depth charge
    silent killer)
    silent spadily
    sitter air.)
    skag
    skid (Danish)
    skidmarks in the shorts
    sliders
    smelly jelly (a wet fart)
    smell-o-rama)
    smelts
    smoke rings from behind
    smoofer)
    snak (in the bathtub)
    S.O.D. (stench of death)
    some #@!$%#@! behind you talking #@!$%#@!
    sound spadily
    soytoy
    space shuttle launch
    sphincter whistle
    sphincturbulence
    spitters
    squeakers
    squib
    squiffer
    stainer
    stale wind
    stench of death)
    stink
    stinker
    surprise (a fart with a lump in it)
    svaerd (Danish)
    taco torpedo
    talking pants
    tear arse (loud, disturbing sound - Royal Navy terms)
    tear ass
    telegram (a message that poop's on its way)
    terminal flatulence
    terminal velocity flatulence
    three tone fart
    thunder below
    thunder dumpling
    thunder in the buns
    tonage)
    toop
    tooters
    toot-toots
    trail fart (a fart that follows the farter.)
    triple flutter blaster
    triple thunder flutter
    trouser cough
    trouser trumpet
    trump (England)
    turtle
    tushie belches
    tush tickler
    underpants lion
    veirnt
    ventifact
    Victoria's Secret's worst nightmare
    vind (Danish)
    voice of the toothless one
    warp drive
    wet fart
    wet one
    whallop
    White Castle's revenge)
    whootzie
    wind
    wind beneath the cheeks
    wind breakage
    windy pops
    wizard
    yelping spider
    zephyr

    Other words for flatulating: the verbs: the process, the act.
    backfire
    bake breeze biscuits
    bake brownies
    bark
    bend a valve
    blow ass
    blow dirt)
    blow dust
    blow a fart
    blow a gasket
    blow kisses (
    blow mud
    blow one's O-ring )
    blow smoke
    blow the sparkplugs
    blurt
    boff
    boom-boom
    break the seam (to pass gas with high velocity or large volume)
    break wind
    buang angin (Indonesian)
    bust a grumpy
    bust ass
    butt yodeling
    chemold (Palauan)
    clear one's throat
    cleft a boofer
    colon bowlin'
    cook eggs
    couper le fromage (French)
    crack ass
    crack the ripper
    crepitate
    crop dusting (refers to dropping one while walking past people)
    cut a gasser
    cut a melon
    cut chedder
    cut muffins
    cut one
    cut the cheese
    cut the provolone
    deal one
    degas
    demonstrate Boyle's Law
    draw mud from the bottom of the pond (for wet farts )
    drop ass
    drop a cookie
    drop a fart
    drop a ringo
    drop a rose
    drop one
    drop one's guts (England )
    effluviate (rural Pennsylvania
    emit a fart
    erupt one
    execute one (Australian )
    fardullah
    fart
    fart like a popcorn machine
    fessa (Egyptian Arabic )
    flatulate
    float an air biscuit )
    flutter the sheets
    frump
    furzen (German )
    fuss (Lebonese)
    get expelled from stool
    grunt
    guff
    heiny burp )
    he o koita (Japanese for "rip a fart" - pronounced "hay o' koyita" )
    here comes Freddie
    Jag fis (Swedish for "I farted" - pronounced "yaw fees" )
    kentut (Indonesian)
    kill the canary
    launch a wifter
    lay a fart
    lay a jellybean
    let a toot out the shoot
    let a windy
    let fly a fart
    let Freddie out of jail
    let Fred out
    let one
    let one rip
    let wind fly
    make a bingo
    make a stink
    make cheese
    make methane
    make some underleg noise
    make the sheets flutter
    ot'ot (Tagalog)
    pass gas
    peidar (Portuguese)
    peter (French)
    piffle
    play the butt trumpet
    pollute the atmosphere
    poopski
    poot
    pop corn )
    pop off
    pritz
    puf
    pukat (Russian - pronounced "pookat" )
    queimar a bota (Portuguese)
    refine #@!$%#@! particles
    release intestinal gases
    ringo
    rip ass
    rip one
    rip the canvas )
    roar from the rear
    #@!$%#@! the bed
    shoot bunnies
    shoot the breeze
    sink my battleship
    sneeze in one's pants
    spider's barking
    spill one's guts (Australian )
    split the seam (to pass a small but signficant amount of gas)
    start a Harley
    start the engine
    step on a duck
    step on a frog
    step on a fart snake
    stink out loud
    stomp on the barking spider
    strike mud
    strip a gear
    supply it
    taint ripper (your taint in that little piece of skin between your ass and your whatsit?
    toot
    vent
    winden laten (Dutch)

 

 

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