Handy Hints for Campers

DANGLANGLEY

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Oct 3, 2006
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Wartburg, Tennessee, U.S.A.
Detector(s) used
Garrett Ace 250, Tesoro Tiger Shark, Garrett AT Pro
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
Handy Hints for Campers . . .

*Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them over an open fire.

*When smoking a fish, never inhale.

*Steer clear of parks named for landfills.

*While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely unheralded. Its single blade functions as a tiny canoe paddle.

*Modern rain suits made of fabrics that "breathe" enable campers to stay dry in a downpour. Rain suits that sneeze, cough, and belch, however, have been proven to add absolutely nothing to the wilderness experience.

*Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.

*You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a plastic garbage bag with several geese.
 

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