Airplane discussion...

lucky1777

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> *Subject:* A discussion on an airplane
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> A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. The
> stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
> flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
> fellow passenger.
>
>
> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly
> and said to
> the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?
>
> 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear
> power?' and he smiles.
>
>
> 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me
> ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
> same stuff -grass - .
>
>
> Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
> patty,
> and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
>
>
> Why do you suppose that is?' Said the little girl gazing up at
> the stranger awaiting his reply..
>
>
> The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
> intelligence, thinks
> about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.
>
>
>
> To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified
> to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
>
 

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