Barney Fife Teaching Gun Safety ?

[truckinbutch]

That's why you never carry your weapon tucked in the front of your pants! You'll surely mess up the kickstand! Gotta have the kickstand!

Don't get it?

You know why women never sleep on their sides? They don't have a kickstand

Wrong, we women don't sleep on our sides because we don't want you men to "accidently" poke us with your kickstands while we're sleeping.

Wow, this thread sure went off-topic in a hurry.

Bet you kiss with your eyes open too,so you can see who you are making a fool out of.

 

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[truckinbutch]

Touche! I made the mistake of assuming.I know the drill. What will my punishment be , Mistress ?