Moving to Nevada

[DANGLANGLEY]

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, "What are you doing?"

She answers, "I'm moving to Nevada. I heard that the prostitutes there
get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and
sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies,

"I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."

 

Amazon Forum Fav 👍

Upgraded Night Vision Monocular Digital Infrared Monocular Telescope for 100% Darkness with 8X Zoom - Grab it through Amazon!

[Cynangyl]

roflmao

 

[aa battery]

Its 4 yards now last time i was there it was a yard. Just in case the Warden reads this its something i heard

 

[stefen]

Get ahold of yourself and save a few bucks

 

[savant365]

It's not really paying for sex...it's paying them to LEAVE after sex

 

[aa battery]

Get ahold of yourself and save a few bucks

I was going to respond but thought better of it

 

[stefen]

 

[DANGLANGLEY]

Get ahold of yourself and save a few bucks

I was going to respond but thought better of it

Gotcha...

 

[boogeyman]

Get ahold of yourself and save a few bucks

I was going to respond but thought better of it

Is that like the 8 year old that found his dads Viagra in the nightstand & ate 10 of them? Yup kid ended up in the Emergency room with third degree burns on both hands.

 

[sniffer]

I believe they call that safe sex, or one of it's forms