Home Security System Cheap

[Cynangyl]

HOW TO INSTALL YOUR OWN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM CHEAP



1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.



2. Place them on your front porch, along with a few copies of Guns & Ammo Magazine.



3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and Magazines.



4. Leave a note on your door that reads...



Hey Hank-

Big Jim , Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammo.



Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

-Cooter

 

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[Bridge End Farm]

HOW TO INSTALL YOUR OWN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM CHEAP

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a few copies of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and Magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads...

Hey Hank-

Big Jim , Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammo.

Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

-Cooter

interesting lol interesting

 

[Cynangyl]

crude....but effective I bet!

 

[stoney56]

Cooter:

The pit bulls ate the legs off the coffee table. Did you forget to leave their baseball bat toothpicks out?

Hank

 

[Bridge End Farm]

crude....but effective I bet!

make the door bell sound like dogs growling and your in there

 

[Cynangyl]

Yeah, then sit back and watch!!

 

[JOe L]

Fantastic...LOL

 

[stefen]

Wouldn't work in my neighborhood unless I was to put colored gravel in the landscape...and maybe install some fake skirting around the foundations

 

[Cynangyl]

lol I don't need a security alarm....Every one of my neighbors knows my schedule and who should be here and who should not....they would all be turning THEIR dogs loose on someone trying to get in my place....then calling 911 to pick up the pieces! That is about the only good thing I can say about living so close to other folks....I would such much rather live far out away from anyone myself!

 

[aa battery]

lol I don't need a security alarm....Every one of my neighbors knows my schedule and who should be here and who should not....they would all be turning THEIR dogs loose on someone trying to get in my place....then calling 911 to pick up the pieces! That is about the only good thing I can say about living so close to other folks....I would such much rather live far out away from anyone myself!

Dogs and guns are fine but i have the Warden, meaner than a two headed bear. LOL

 

[truckinbutch]

Mebbie so,AA.Who watches the place when the warden say's "C'mon,it's time to go to WalMart"?

 

[aa battery]

Mebbie so,AA.Who watches the place when the warden say's "C'mon,it's time to go to WalMart"?

good question

 

[Bridge End Farm]

or have a long long drive in and have to pass a few mean cows and bulls Sometimes I relax as I see tresspassers in my fields and my bulls starting to round them up

 

[stoney56]

or have a long long drive in and have to pass a few mean cows and bulls Sometimes I relax as I see tresspassers in my fields and my bulls starting to round them up

That can be fun to watch, especially if they start honking the horn and making it worse.

 

[Michigan Badger]

Excellent!

Another would be a sign that reads BEWARE OF PET SNAKES (don't forget a picture of a snake for those educated since about the 1980's).

Then have a recording of snake rattles going inside the house.

Badge

 

[Ray S S]

That was really funny. got a big kick out of it. Who would want to face odds like that? lol karenray08

 

[Cynangyl]

LOL visions of snakes and bulls rounding up trespassers dance through my head....then they can part and let the warden through for an escort off property!

 

[Timberwolf]

Good one Cyn
I like it.

TW