WindHarvester
Bronze Member
A girl came skipping home from school
one day.
'Mommy, Mommy' , she yelled,
'we were counting today and all the other
kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10'.
See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
'Very good' , said her mother.
'Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy' ?
'Yes, it's because you're blonde',
her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping
home from school.
'Mommy, Mommy,
'she yelled, 'we were saying the alphabet
today, and all the other kids could only
say it to D, but I said it to G'.
See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
'Very good', said her mother.
'Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy'?
'Yes pumpkin, it's because you're blonde'.
The next day the girl came skipping home
from school.
'Mommy, Mommy', she yelled,
'we were in gym class today and when we
showering, all the other girls had flat chests,
but I have these!' And she lifted her tank top
to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
'Very good', said her
embarrassed mother.
'Is it because I'm blonde, mommy' ?
'No, it's because you're 25.
one day.
'Mommy, Mommy' , she yelled,
'we were counting today and all the other
kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10'.
See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
'Very good' , said her mother.
'Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy' ?
'Yes, it's because you're blonde',
her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping
home from school.
'Mommy, Mommy,
'she yelled, 'we were saying the alphabet
today, and all the other kids could only
say it to D, but I said it to G'.
See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
'Very good', said her mother.
'Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy'?
'Yes pumpkin, it's because you're blonde'.
The next day the girl came skipping home
from school.
'Mommy, Mommy', she yelled,
'we were in gym class today and when we
showering, all the other girls had flat chests,
but I have these!' And she lifted her tank top
to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
'Very good', said her
embarrassed mother.
'Is it because I'm blonde, mommy' ?
'No, it's because you're 25.
