Why is Hellen Keller such a bad driver?

[EDDE]

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Because she's a woman.

 

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[jeff of pa]

How do you Punish Hellen Keller?

1- Reareange the Furniture
2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
3- tell her to find the corners in a round room

 

[stefen]

How do you Punish Hellen Keller?

1- Reareange the Furniture
2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
3- tell her to find the corners in a round room

Hold her hands tight to her side and tell her to talk to you

 

[jeff of pa]

How do you Punish Hellen Keller?

1- Reareange the Furniture
2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
3- tell her to find the corners in a round room

Hold her hands tight to her side and tell her to talk to you

Store the Plunger in the Toilet

 

[ashleen]

Store the Plunger in the Toilet

yeeeeeeeeeeouch!

 

[stefen]

If her driving is anything like the wind-up Helen Keller doll that you wind up and watch it bump into walls...

 

[Arakronn]

How do you Punish Hellen Keller?

1- Reareange the Furniture
2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
3- tell her to find the corners in a round room

Hold her hands tight to her side and tell her to talk to you

It's that way with all women.

 

[Indiana James]

How did Hellen Keller go crazy?








She tried reading a stucco wall.







Why did Hellen Keller burn her fingers?









She tried reading a waffle iron.

 

[jeff of pa]

Yea But can she play a Mean Pinball ?

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

You would too if your name was 'Urghrrghrghr'.



How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

 

[stefen]

Yea But can she play a Mean Pinball ?

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

You would too if your name was 'Urghrrghrghr'.



How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

 

[dnewbury2]

How did Helen Keller burn her ear off?

She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other one off?

They called back.

 

[dnewbury2]

What happened when Helen Keller fell down a well?

She screamed her hands off.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too.