Old Dog
Gold Member
A squad of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men, the squad leader asked the injured troop what had happened.
The trooper reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he
deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing,
left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'
And there we were, in the middle of the road laughing, shakin hands, when
a bloody truck hit us.'
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men, the squad leader asked the injured troop what had happened.
The trooper reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he
deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing,
left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'
And there we were, in the middle of the road laughing, shakin hands, when
a bloody truck hit us.'
. We went to Yellowstone a week ago as a family and it was a great trip. I am paying for the trip in terms of increased pain, and will be for a few more weeks. It was well worth it though, that place is unbeleiveable in person. Neither me or my wife, or our five kids had ever been there. I have had many more medical tests, and as bloodwork goes I look great on paper, it is everything else that is screwed up. At least I know I don't have Lymes, MS, RA, lupus, or any major auto-immune disease. My health sucks, but my spirit is riding high. A lot has happened in the last 4 months, and I will tell you about it sometime. My conditions are as bad as ever, but it really is no big deal. I bought an x-terra 70 over a month ago for the light weight, and I have only been able to put about 17 hours on it. I love it though, and have found 7 rings with already, but no gold. How is your health, did I read that you hurt your back somewhere? So much for comedy central, I just got too serious, so here is a joke:
