finderzzs
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- May 2, 2007
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
'Hey, I haven't
seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but
I'm fine now.'
'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to
your hand?'
'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got
into a sword
fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.
I'm fine, really.'
'What about that eye patch?' 'Oh, one day we
were at sea, and
a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them
shit in my eye.'
'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you
couldn't lose an eye just from
bird shit.'
'It was my first day with the hook!'
'Hey, I haven't
seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but
I'm fine now.'
'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to
your hand?'
'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got
into a sword
fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.
I'm fine, really.'
'What about that eye patch?' 'Oh, one day we
were at sea, and
a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them
shit in my eye.'
'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you
couldn't lose an eye just from
bird shit.'
'It was my first day with the hook!'
