finderzzs
Bronze Member
- May 2, 2007
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WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE---I'M BROKE
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE---I'M BROKE
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good
morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't
got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash,
the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces
of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder.'
The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause
they cut off my electricity this morning.'
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE---I'M BROKE
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good
morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't
got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash,
the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces
of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder.'
The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause
they cut off my electricity this morning.'
