Redneck Stuff....

[pegleglooker]

I thought since so many people liked the redneck tank top there should be a redneck post. Just for all things redneck, and what better way to start other than good ole redneck love..... Her ya go

Enjoy
PLL

It may be Redneck Love if...
You propositioned the reverend's wife.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Any of your fantasies involve Wal-Mart.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You had to take gum out of your mouth to kiss the bride.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You think hors d'oeuvres are those girls at the intersection downtown.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Your wife would rather fish off the bridge than shop for clothes.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You whistle at women in church.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You think disposable diapers are an appropriate wedding gift.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Any of your children were conceived at a traffic signal.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You give your marital status as "often."

It may be Redneck Love if...
You met your wife through the personal ads in Bowhunter magazine.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You think a sex change means trying the backseat.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Two of your weddings made America's Funniest Home Videos.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You took your honeymoon photos to Show-and-Tell.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You've ever lost a wedding ring in a poker game.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You learned the facts of life by watching dogs.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Proposing to your wife included the words "when I get out."

It may be Redneck Love if...
Winn-Dixie catered your wedding.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Your mother genuinely admires your girlfriend's tattoos.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You've ever had to move a baby seat to make love.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You practice "safe sex" by putting on the emergency brake.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You've ever used lard in bed.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You've ever opened a beer while making love.

It may be Redneck Love if...
The stripper at your bachelor party was your fiancee.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You've used food stamps on a date.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You delayed your wedding because of hunting season.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You taped WWF wrestling over your wedding video.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Your wife owns a camouflage nightie.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Your wedding reception was a tailgate party.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Your wife sleeps on the couch every time you eat at Taco Bell.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You go to the laundromat to pick up women.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Some of your wedding gifts came from a flea market.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You and your wife compare beer bellies.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You consider dating second cousins to be "playing the field."

It may be Redneck Love if...
You've ever lost your wife in a poker game.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You honk your horn during love scenes at the drive-in.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Your wedding invitations say, "Same time, same place."

It may be Redneck Love if...
You honeymooned in the pop-up camper in your parents' backyard.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You've ever slow danced in a Waffle House.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You've ever used a duck whistle to call your wife.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Your wedding colors were hunting orange.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Your wife has a drip-dry wedding gown.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You keep a spittoon near the bed.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You've ever bought a wedding ring at a yard sale.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You had to postpone the wedding night because the feds were on the porch.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You knocked a hole in the bedroom wall during a romantic moment.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You first saw your wife on an Internet video.

It may be Redneck Love if...
The bride's bouquet had some poison ivy in it.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You use Saran Wrap when you practice safe sex.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You proposed to your wife at a dirt bike race.

It may be Redneck Love if...
The bride wore coveralls to the wedding.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You met your wife when your kids set you up with their truant officer.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You got bitten by your dog during a romantic moment.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Any of your wedding gifts came from the Army Navy store.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You had to chase the cats away from the house on your wedding night.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You saw Deliverance in a sex ed class.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You have to air out the bedroom after a romantic night.

It may be Redneck Love if...
The bride had a liquor flask hidden down her cleavage.

It may be Redneck Love if...
The bride's relatives brought a gun to the wedding.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You've ever told a woman you were a gynocologist.

It may be Redneck Love if...
The bride's relatives brought a bluetick hound to the wedding.

It may be Redneck Love if...
The photographer for the wedding photos also took your DUI mug shot.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You set a cage of pigeons loose after the wedding ceremony.

It may be Redneck Love if...
The tables at the reception were decorated with inflated condoms.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Some of the wedding party got lost on the way to the church.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You postponed the wedding because the federal agents broke the still.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Those three little words you whisper to your wife at night are "Pull my finger."

It may be Redneck Love if...
The only test you ever passed was the pregnancy test.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Your wife's great-great grandmother just had her sixtieth birthday.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You drove a tractor on your first date.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You signed the marriage certificate with an X.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You had to take the tobacco out of your mouth to kiss the bride.

It may be Redneck Love if...
Your kid made the wedding ring in shop class.

It may be Redneck Love if...
The prenuptial agreement mentioned a set of socket wrenches.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You gave your dog a turn on the vibrating bed.

It may be Redneck Love if...
You wrote your wedding vows on your rap sheet.

 

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[pegleglooker]

For all the ladies out there here is a link for your own love poem..

http://home.att.net/~scorh5/LovePome.html

PLL

 

[pegleglooker]

Oh and if you're lookin for love....

http://www2.redneckandsingle.com

Enjoy
PLL

 

[ashlee1228]

It may be Redneck Love if...
Some of the wedding party got lost on the way to the church.

thats not funny ... ok yeah it is