jlove429
Jr. Member
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming
>>> around in Mexico < /SPAN>
>>>
>>> While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
>>> platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the
>>> smell was wonderful.
>>>
>>> He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
>>>
>>> The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
>>> called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
>>> morning. A delicacy!'
>>>
>>> The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
>>>
>>> The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
>>> per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
>>> early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
>>>
>>> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
>>> evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a
>>> few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
>>> 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I
>>> saw you serve yesterday.'
>>>
>>> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.
>>>
>>> Sometimes the bull wins."
>>> around in Mexico < /SPAN>
>>>
>>> While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
>>> platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the
>>> smell was wonderful.
>>>
>>> He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
>>>
>>> The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
>>> called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this
>>> morning. A delicacy!'
>>>
>>> The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
>>>
>>> The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
>>> per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
>>> early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
>>>
>>> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
>>> evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a
>>> few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
>>> 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I
>>> saw you serve yesterday.'
>>>
>>> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.
>>>
>>> Sometimes the bull wins."
