WV Hillbilly
Hero Member
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to
marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children
beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the
perfect woman.
Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous
daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his
mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them.
The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you
came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for
the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls;
so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went. "Well,"the man
replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly
tell...cross-eyed."
The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if
things might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in
exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to
marry."
So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When
the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the
ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-
in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty
of the parents.
"Well," explained the Redneck..."She was just a weeeee bit, not that
you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her."
marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children
beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the
perfect woman.
Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous
daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his
mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them.
The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you
came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for
the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls;
so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went. "Well,"the man
replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly
tell...cross-eyed."
The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if
things might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in
exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to
marry."
So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When
the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the
ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-
in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty
of the parents.
"Well," explained the Redneck..."She was just a weeeee bit, not that
you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her."
