An old poodle
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  1. #1

    Dec 2006
    West Virginia
    9 times

    An old poodle

    A women goes on safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

    One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and
    before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost.
    Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly
    in her direction with the intention of having lunch.

    The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep sh*t now!"
    Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she
    immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her
    back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
    about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy,
    that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are
    any more around here?"

    Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in
    mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he
    slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the
    leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had

    Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
    scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
    knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from
    the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees
    him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
    figures that something must be up. The monkey soon
    catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
    strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

    The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of
    and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's
    going to happen to that conniving canine!"

    Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the
    monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do
    now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with
    her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen
    them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear,
    the old poodle says: "Where's that darn monkey? I sent
    him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

    Moral of this story..

    Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will
    always overcome youth and skill! Bulls**t and
    brilliance only come with age and experience!

  2. #2
    Feb 2008
    Bounty Hunter Landstar
    1031 times

    Re: An old poodle

    Wolfpack forever

  3. #3
    Mar 2007
    Queensland, Australia
    Jackeroo, BH Landstar
    14 times

    Re: An old poodle

    That was great, loved it.

  4. #4
    Apr 2004
    Tesoro Sand Shark, Homebuilt pulse loop
    1491 times

    Re: An old poodle

    Very clever!

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