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[WV Hillbilly]

mother took her five-year-old son with her
to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
business suit complete with pager.
As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly,
"Gee, she's fat!"
The mother bent down and whispered in
the little boys ear to be quiet.
A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread
his hands as far as they would go and announced;
"I'll bet her butt is this wide!"
The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off,
and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull,
the large woman reached the front of the line.
Just then, her pager began to emit a
beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out, look out its backing up!!!!

 

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[stefen]

Can almost see this happening

 

[AZ-Mtnman]

 

[Bowler Man]

That actually did happen to a guy that I used to work with. He spoke about standing in line behind this fat lady with a beeper and he just kept praying that his daughter wouldn't say anything but sure enough when the beeper sounded the girl, who had been exposed to heavy equipment said to her dad, "Watch out dad! She's backing up!" True story.

 

[dnewbury2]

That actually did happen to a guy that I used to work with. He spoke about standing in line behind this fat lady with a beeper and he just kept praying that his daughter wouldn't say anything but sure enough when the beeper sounded the girl, who had been exposed to heavy equipment said to her dad, "Watch out dad! She's backing up!" True story.

Kids say the dangedest things!