Straight From Nashville...Top Ten Country Music Titles....Can You Add A Few?

DANGLANGLEY

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Top Ten Country Music Song Titles

10. My Frog Died And My Dog Cried And My Hog Got Fried
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
3. Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Funniest Country Song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My A$$ All Day Long

Number 10 was not fit for the forum so I added my own title. I am sure all the nice folks here on TNet can come up with better ones. Come on, please give it a try.

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