One odd find

[tokameel]

Trying to teach her how to make a sammich....she just keeps giving me that blank stare....lol

We have ways of making her talk.

 

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[xaos]

In an argument, mine just agreed with me..

WTF do I do now?

 

[Stringtyer]

Only problem I see is that you can't say "here hold my beer and watch this"...lol

Come on, people. How hard could it be to put a can holder around her neck? Just sayin'.

 

[boogeyman]

Put some panty hose & a skirt on her & lay her under a parked car. You'll get all kinds of You Tube videos!! We found a whole room of them behind a J.C. Pennys Dressed one up & left her under a car down the street from our high school football game with a little ketchup spread around her. All of a sudden watching the game we see almost every cop in the city, helicopter, & ambulance blazing past. Funny as all get out, but the cops weren't too happy. If you got a beauty school close, they'll throw out the heads after there's no hair left. They're all kinds of fun. We took some to shoot at & my son inlaw got a great idea!! He yells stop stop stop!! Jumps out with a head and lays it against a tree and shoots an arrow through it. whiffs a little snow around to cover the tracks. Wish I was there when the next guys came up the hills!!!

Ohhhhh........... You've got many hours of fun ahead of you my friend.....

 

[1320]

Shortly after finding her, I had a yard sale. I placed her on a fence row to draw some attention. Two guys in a Jeep come whipping in and offer $50 bucks, they didn't even look at anything else that I had for sale. It was pretty hilarious watching them drive off with the legs sticking out of the back of the Jeep.

 

[Rookster]

Is about to drop a baby dummy? Looks about 7 months. Not yours I hope.

 

[1320]

Is about to drop a baby dummy? Looks about 7 months. Not yours I hope.

I worked my magic on her but she didn't go for it. She was just lay there, stiff as a board while giving me that blank stare....women....lol

 

[A2coins]

Perfect girlfriend

 

[A2coins]

I found some cool stuff this last weekend Ill post once I go through it all . Thanks to all your cool posts.