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The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering. Bruce Lee (1940-1973)

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JULY 8, 1947 SHOULD GO DOWN IN HISTORY


Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens
aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months later, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep.

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It did me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!!

NOW YOU KNOW.
 

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A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.


"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"
"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course."
So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out.


The boy calls home. "So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"
"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"


"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." The money promptly arrives.


But our hero has a problem.


At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read.


So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.


"Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does.
Then he turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing' around with that little redhead who lives in town?"
The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that sumbitch before he talks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
The kid went on to be a successful lawyer, and then he went on to become the Governor of Illinois
 

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SWR said:
bill clinton.......born: August 19, 1946

boxer.........born 11 November 1940

pelosi..........born March 26, 1940

schumer.......born November 23, 1950

fienstein.......born June 22, 1933

dean...........born November 17, 1948

kerry........born December 11, 1943

h.clinton.......born October 26, 1947

gore........born March 31, 1948

Thanks for that SWR..should ahve checked the facts before posting that... :tongue3:
 

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SWR said:
bill clinton.......born: August 19, 1946

boxer.........born 11 November 1940

pelosi..........born March 26, 1940

schumer.......born November 23, 1950

fienstein.......born June 22, 1933

dean...........born November 17, 1948

kerry........born December 11, 1943

h.clinton.......born October 26, 1947

gore........born March 31, 1948

Perhaps the aliens brought with them time travel technology to further throw us off. ;D
 

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