one more, and this one you can do anywhere he falls asleep, take a piece of dental floss about 4 ft long, tie a noose in it and hang it on his big toe, and then take the other end and tie it to something sturdy, and then start yelling fire and watch the fun LMAO
Tomas Frijole said:There was a co worker 20+ years ago that had a prank competition with me over a 2 year period. My first prank went on most of the 2 years without him catching on but everyone knowing about it, 2ND one almost got me fired.
1st...This was back in the disco days and this guy was all leisure suits and Bianca breath mints. The work phones had the screw of mouthpiece covers. I snuck in and spread imported german Limburger cheese on the inside of his phone mouthpiece and updated it monthly for 2 years. Just layed back and watched his breathmint bill skyrocket. His revenge was to get a swordfish eye from the market and drop in my coffee so when I finished it, there was a eyeball staring back. Which led to my 2ND prank which he reported me for, after he stopped crying, but left me alone after that.
2ND...Hit a 6 foot rattle snake with my car, head kill. Put it coiled in his office desk drawer.
My regular Dr. had a cute little nurse with a ready wit . We were about even up until the day I went in for a general checkup .
She took all my vitals and handed me a specimen jar .
I went in the restroom and filled the cup with apple cider I had brought along for the purpose .
Coming out with a concerned frown on my face I held it up to the light ......
"Looks awful cloudy to me ,"I said ,"I better filter it again ," and drank it down .
You could have slapped her eyeballs off with a stick .
Bridge End Farm said:mmmm I once as a 10 year old kid dropped a dressed dummy from a tree above a road onto the street in front of a car. Personally at the time I thought it was very funny however
The police officer in the unmarked car and my mother once taken home found no humor in it. I was grounded and washed cop cars for many many weekends.
~trish~ said:Bridge End Farm said:mmmm I once as a 10 year old kid dropped a dressed dummy from a tree above a road onto the street in front of a car. Personally at the time I thought it was very funny however
The police officer in the unmarked car and my mother once taken home found no humor in it. I was grounded and washed cop cars for many many weekends.
LOL...who would ever thought my brother bridge was a little devil back in tha day.....lol (been me i'd put fake blood on it or sumthin lol)
When i was a kid, probably 4th grade...my brother (kenny the one i wanna prank) and i let all the air outta my daddys tires on his truck cuz we didnt want him to go to work...he was always gone and we missed him....so we let the air out of his tires so he couldnt leave,....THEN my daddy made us get out there with one of those bicycle air pump thingys and air his tires back up.....i'll never forget it...then after my daddy found out 'why' we did it,...he wasnt so mad at us anymore.
I shot our neighbor lady one time with a bb gun...it was an accident. She would always walk down to our house to visit my mom, so i thought i'd hide behind a tree beside the front porch of our house, and when she opened the gate to come up the side walk i would shoot the tree beside the gate to scare her....IT RICOSHADE AND SHOT HER right in thechi chi's'! I was so scared, especially after she started screaming, "MARYANN!!! YOUR KID JUST SHOT ME IN THE T*TT**S!!! (yeah, she screamed the "T" word! Whole dang neighborhood heard her!) LMAO.....i thought my moma was gonna kill me....LMAO
Me & my brother used to take a big rope and run it across the road...he'd take one end, and i'd take the other end...we thought we could stop vehicles.