Whats the best prank you ever pulled on someone?

[trish76642]

I need some ideas. My brother likes pull'n pranks on me. Its Pay back time!
(Yall keep it clean, i dont wanna hurt him...lol)

The other day, i called my little brother Billy to wish him a happy Birthday, and my other brother Kenny answered the phone. He said "Hello?" i said, "hello?" he said, "what are you doing?" I said, "Well..i was calling Billy to wish him a happy birthday what are you doing answering the phone?" He said, "You didnt call Billy you called my house!" I said, "No i called Billy!" He said, "What the heck is wrong with you Trish? Old Timers getting to you already?!" (lol..sorry devil) I said, "What?! I called your house? I was sure i dialed Billys number!" He said, "No...you called my house you dummy!" ( i thought, dang, must be loosing my mind?) so i hang up.......

I call Billy's house again (like i knew i did the first time, but wasnt sure) Kenny answered the phone again! He said, "WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING MY HOUSE?!? WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" ....by this time, i was mad and confused, and i said, "I THOUGHT I WAS CALLING BILLYS HOUSE!" then i thought for a minute, and i said, "You better not be prank'n me again!" He said, "AINT NOBODY PRANK'N YOU GIRL!" about that time i heard my 2 sister in laws in the back ground laughing! I told him, "You just wait sucka, im gonna get you back!"

SO! I need some ideas yall! He just had a brand new house built out in the country on several acres...i wished i had and old rusty metal box full of fake money, or dog pooh, i'd take it out there and bury it and pretend i found it while i was out there detecting and let him open it..

~*AND THEN!*~

One day i was out on my riding lawn mower, mowing my yard, in my own little word, never looked up, and the next thing you know i got this 3/4 ton Diesel Truck a foot away from the back of my lawn mower laying on the horn! He almost ended all right there, i bout had a fricken heart attack! Scared me so bad i couldnt even scream! I thought i was about to get hit by a truck! Tha JERK!

 

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[packerbacker]

Dear So and So,
As a member of the so and so county planning commission I regret to inform you that the residence that was recently erected on a plot located at ...... was actually built on another person's property. The property line of the property, actually owned by you, begins 830 feet Southwest of it's present location. The original survey was done many years ago and was incorrectly reported in our records. The escrow title search could not possibly be able to identify this error and therefore are admonished from any responsibility. I therefore suggest you seek legal representation in this matter. You may feel free to come into our office and search the records for the actual owner of the property and offer to purchase that property, or, you can have the residence moved to the plot actually owned by you. Considering the circumstances, our planning department will waive all permit fees that may be required to complete this move. Sincerely, so and so
Just find some letterhead and you got him BAD!

 

[trish76642]

ROTFL! AW PACKER! Thats the funniest 'somethin' i ever read! You are BRILLIANT my man! HAHAAAAAAA

 

[packerbacker]

One that my buddy and I actually pulled off was some years back. My friend and I took my 2 granddaughters fishing out on Shasta Lake in a boat. It was drizzling when we started out and, by the time we got to where we were going to fish, the weather had gotten BAD. There were whitecaps on the water, the wind was blowing and it was raining hard. The girls, about 8 and 7 at the time, put on some rainjackets that were way too big for them. The sleeves went way past their hands and the hoods came down over their faces and they just sat there holding their poles and not even looking up. After a LONG time my buddy caught a small trout. The girls got a little excited knowing there really were fish in the lake but soon reverted to their heads down, we're bored posture. After a bit, we slowly pulled in one of their lines and put the fish my friend had caught on it and put it back in the water. Then one of us pulled on the line like she had a bite. Then the excitement started! We pulled this off over and over with the same fish. We would shake the net with the fish in it each time they reeled in to liven things up a bit. For years they thought they had limited out when, actually, neither one of them caught a fish. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, the memories.

 

[trish76642]

aww thats a cute story packer....your a good grandpa!

When my neice was little, i'd say about 4, she would come see me and always bring me something, it may be a rock or an old dead flower, but everytime she showed up at my house she would always bring me something... I have a box put away with everything in it that she ever gave me. I'll give it to her someday when she's grown.

One day we were out side looking at my flower beds. I had thrown some glass stones in there, they had been in there over a year i guess, and most of them were covered up by then. I saw one gleaming through the dirt, and i said "LOOK Smoogs!" (thats what i would call her) she would say, "WHAT IS IT?!" an i'd say, "It's a magic rock! Put it in your pocket and make a wish." Every time she came over, we would dig for 'magic rocks'.... One day she came to visit and she said, "Auntie Trish, lets go look for the magic rocks, i need to make a wish." I said, "What are you gonna wish for?" she said "That my mommie will give me white bread instead of wheat!" LOL....she's my brothers little girl, the one who keeps pulling pranks on me...he and my sisnlaw adopted her.

 

[sniffer]

tell him that do to a clerical error, a section of the deed for his house wasn't included in the contract, and that the original builder still owned the house, and since the builder passed away, his house is tied up in probate court

 

[trish76642]

LOL Sniffer.....i knew i'd get some good ideas!

 

[trish76642]

I did get him good one night yall....i'll never forget it.

THis was years ago, he and my sis n law had just gotten married, they lived in town in an old house that belonged to her parents. It was an old house that needed tons of work. He swore up and down it was haunted. Well at that time i lived in town too. I was 9 months pregnant, and my little sis and i would go walking in the late evening when it cooled off. She lived right around the corner from my brother.

One evening it had already gotten dark, so me an little sis thought we'd go sneak up on my brother to try and scare him....we were always doing that to each other. We got up to their house, walked around the back yard, im thinking the whole time...'hmm what can i do to scare the pants off of him'...i look at the bathroom window, and noticed the shade was pulled up, and their bath tub was right under the window, so i eased up the window, reached in and turned on the faucet to the bathtub, then eased the window back down real quit so he wouldnt hear me. Im watching inside the bathroom through a hall in the wall...LMAO..no kidding.
I see him walk through the kitchen and glance into the bathroom and notice the water was running in the tub. So he stops, walks in the bathroom and shuts the water off, and walks out.

I waited a minute, and i eased the bathroom window up real quiet and turned the water on again. By this time, we're laughing so hard i thought i was gonna go into labor. Here he comes again with this funny look on his face, like wth is going on?! LOL
Mind you, i'm still watching him through the 'hole in the wall' He turns the water off again, then he looks up, and see's my eye ball peeking the hole, he made a complete 360, runs out of the bathroom, next thing you know we hear his car crank up, he done got his whole family and put them in the car and left! It was so funny, im telling yall i laughted so hard! IF i live to be a hundred i will never forget that.

We couldnt figure out where the heck they went, so we waited for them to get back. They finally came home, and i asked my sis in law, "where did yall go?!" I was dying..i was laughing so hard! She said "Was that yall?! Girl! YOU scared the he!! outta your brother!

 

[truckinbutch]

Most of my good pranks aren't fit to post on a family net .
If you got the time , however , sneak over and jack and block that big pickup he's so proud of so that the tires are just barely NOT touching the ground and then watch what happens when he jumps in it and goes to 'tear out'.

 

[trish76642]

Most of my good pranks aren't fit to post on a family net .
If you got the time , however , sneak over and jack and block that big pickup he's so proud of so that the tires are just barely NOT touching the ground and then watch what happens when he jumps in it and goes to 'tear out'.

lol....your so evil butch... I love it!

 

[truckinbutch]

Another one came to mind that I pulled that's fit to print came to mind .
Go to a local department store that has a willing Customer Service department . Buy a gift certificate in the recipient's name and put it in an envelope with a note in someone else's handwriting to the recipient .
Talk the CS people into calling the recipient to tell him/her that they have a gift cert from an anonymus admirer that has to be picked up in person at the store that has a note enclosed .



Oh ....The note ........




"NOW GO BUY YOURSELF SOME UNDERWEAR THAT FIT !!! "
Caused a truck coordinator in St. Cloud MN to put a bounty on my head . Thank goodness no one ratted me out .

 

[eldorado]

remember ... you are either one up,,,,,, or one down...... you never get even.

 

[trish76642]

lol...Butch! I bet you got tons of stories to tell dont cha? LOL


Your right eldorado...but it sure is fun trying to get even. I used to be able to get him real good, always harmless of course.
Maybe im just not as fun as i used to be...who knows.

 

[fmerg]

if you can get your sister inlaw to help here is a sneaky way of messing with him

1) goto your local thrift store and buy a pair of very large ladys panties
2) take a rubber and fill it with a mix of minral oil and mayo
3) place under front seat of his car
4) have his wife find them while they are in the car (remember you tell your sister inlaw first!!!!!!!)

then sit back and see how he explains them

 

[trish76642]

ewww! LOL... fmerg.

I could put a fake pile of *&^% in his truck seat...naw that would never work...he's already pulled that one on our baby brother.

 

[sniffer]

take a pepper shaker and liberally sprinkle it on the vents at the bottom of the windshield, that way when he turns on the AC, it goes, POOF, all over in the car, I think he'll be sneezing for a while

 

[trish76642]

take a pepper shaker and liberally sprinkle it on the vents at the bottom of the windshield, that way when he turns on the AC, it goes, POOF, all over in the car, I think he'll be sneezing for a while

lmao....good one sniffer! I gotta clue my little brother in on that one..they work together..

 

[ivan salis]

for really evil -- get even (used on a former best freind and my ex wife ---their affair ruined my marriage)---at the time I said --well f you "love" one another ---what right do I have to "stand" in the way--good luck )- I then waited 2 years before pulling it -- I put a pair of very c;learly not his size used old underware in the family car (the dolt' s never changed the locks!!!! --- I also send some "swinger porn" mag to the "smith" residence ---now if he finds the "mens" underware along with the "swinger mag" what does he think? --shes messing around on me --- now if she finds it --what does she think --hes a switch hitter -- as they started fighting --I acted as a good "freind" should --- I told him well --you know shes a tramp --look at what she did to me --you know you can't trust her --see how she almost ruined our "freindship" --- of course to her --I said --well you know hes a sex feind with no morals -- see how he screwed over his best freind --you know he cant be trusted ----then I sat back and watched the fur fly as they fought and clawed each other to bits --- it was 100% pure evil payback --best part is they don't have a clue that they were "hardcore" played to this day.

 

[trish76642]

Wow Ivan...i hate to see anyone go through that.

20 years ago, my 'best' friend did me the same way....To this day i dont believe in 'best friends' no such thing.

But over the years, I've come to realize she did me a favor. If she hadnt of done what she did, I wouldnt be where i am, and my life wouldnt be as good as it is today. So...i got the last laugh.

 

[ivan salis]

yes my former "best freind" really was one --he took a "undercover" tramp --that I had no ideal was wrecking my life off my hands and put her on his back --- thus keeping me from wasting many more years of my life with a woman who really didn't love me but was just using me fiscally as a sugar daddy.

as a seaman when gone I had no ideal what was going on -- oddly not one of my "freinds or family" clued me in on it either --everyone later said they didn't want to get involved *** once I finally figgered it out for myself however --everybody and their uncle ran over to me to "chat all about it" --- I tolld "buzz off " you had nothing to say before --and I know it now so we got nothing to talk about -- beat it.

now the good news got a good loving "real" wife that really does care for me/ --and life is good .