Ray S S
Silver Member
At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to
see the manager."
On the wall of a Boston estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent
of the law. Sisters of Mercy"
On a long established New Mexico dry-cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."
In a Los Angeles dance hall "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."
In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."
In a New York drug store: "We dispense with acuracy."
In the offices of a loan Company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In a New york medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center."
On a New York Convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices
and workmanship."
At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-picks."
In the window of a Kentucky Appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing
machine do the dirty work."
In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to
see the manager."
On the wall of a Boston estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent
of the law. Sisters of Mercy"
On a long established New Mexico dry-cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."
In a Los Angeles dance hall "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."
In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."
In a New York drug store: "We dispense with acuracy."
In the offices of a loan Company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In a New york medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center."
On a New York Convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices
and workmanship."
At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-picks."
In the window of a Kentucky Appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing
machine do the dirty work."
