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  1. #16

    Jul 2005
    Napoleon MI 49201
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    Re: Old Time Sayings

    I was born at night,but not last night. This aint my first rodeo. or Come hell or high water. If you think you are so great,see how big the hole is when you pull your fist out of a bucket of water. Or, you think you are going to do what?
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  2. #17
    stefen

    Re: Old Time Sayings

    As granny was standing there with a switch in her hand she said, I'll get ya...ya gotta sleep some time
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  3. #18
    Smee

    Re: Old Time Sayings

    She was ugly as home made sin.

  4. #19
    us
    Feb 2008
    Morgantown,WV
    Bounty Hunter Landstar
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    Re: Old Time Sayings

    Is that boy ever encounters a turtle it will be face to face , 'cause he ain't never gonna pass one .
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    Wolfpack forever

  5. #20
    us
    Feb 2008
    Morgantown,WV
    Bounty Hunter Landstar
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    Re: Old Time Sayings

    Quote Originally Posted by texastee2007
    One I'm learning all about..."You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip "
    No , but you can put the turnip in jail
    Wolfpack forever

  6. #21
    us
    Dec 2006
    North Central Iowa
    Fisher F5, BH 202
    344
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    Re: Old Time Sayings

    It's better to be pissed off then pissed on.
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  7. #22
    us
    Oct 2009
    92

    Re: Old Time Sayings

    Sugar and Fudge!
    Took me years to understand.

  8. #23
    Charter Member
    us
    I can dig it! "WP"

    Mar 2007
    Indiana
    Bounty Hunter's, Whites TM 808, Whites GMT, Suction Dredges, Hand Dredges, Trommels, Gold Vacs, High Bankers, Fluid bed Gold Traps, Gold Pans, Sluices, Dry Washers, Miller Tables, Rp4 Shaker table etc
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    Re: Old Time Sayings

    "Wish in one hand and $h*# in the other, and see which one fills up first"

    "Don't count your chickens before they are hatched"

    GG~
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  9. #24
    us
    da book worm--researcher

    Feb 2007
    callahan,fl
    delta 4000 / ace 250 - used BH and many others too
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    Re: Old Time Sayings

    aaaannnntttt !!!!! --said to tell things to git or look out your about to get it.

  10. #25
    us
    Nov 2007
    Port Huron, Mi.
    Freedom Ace Coin Commander and Ace 250
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    Re: Old Time Sayings

    One of my mother's favorite sayings was, "You have to take a Dutchman as he means; not what he says."
    'When the outlok is bleak, try the uplook.'
    'It's colder than a well-digger's nose in the Klondike'
    Aspire to inspire before you expire

  11. #26
    us
    Sep 2006
    Montana
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    Re: Old Time Sayings

    Get down to the store and buy me some smokes!

    Boy! Get back in the closet!

    Get me a damned beer... now.

    Don't make me hit you again.

    Shut up whatever your name is...

    Santa Clause hates you.







  12. #27
    us
    Dec 2008
    austin,texas
    Garrett Ace250,garrett pro-pointer,AT/Pro,
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    Re: Old Time Sayings

    Don't pee in the wind and don't pull the mask off the old Lone ranger and don't mess around with Jim.

  13. #28
    Smee

    Re: Old Time Sayings

    Believe nothing that you hear and only half of what you see.
    You're judged by the company you keep.

  14. #29
    Charter Member
    us
    LET FREEDOM RING! WP

    Nov 2006
    Where good deeds are performed daily
    Garrett Fortune Hunter, Garrett American S3, Compass Coin Magnum and a couple of others you will only find in museums!
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    Re: Old Time Sayings

    My Dad also used to say, "Boy, are you gonna cut bait or fish?"
    And another from my Mom, "All bark and no bite."

    Scott
    CAN YA DIG IT?
    Democracy: The only system where
    two idiots can out-vote one genius

  15. #30
    Charter Member
    us
    I can dig it! "WP"

    Mar 2007
    Indiana
    Bounty Hunter's, Whites TM 808, Whites GMT, Suction Dredges, Hand Dredges, Trommels, Gold Vacs, High Bankers, Fluid bed Gold Traps, Gold Pans, Sluices, Dry Washers, Miller Tables, Rp4 Shaker table etc
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    Re: Old Time Sayings

    These I used to hear from my older brother.

    "If ...if's and but's were candy and nuts we all would have a merry Christmas"

    "It's not the dog in the fight, it's the fight in the dog that matters"

    "I'll stomp a mud hole in you and then stomp it dry"

    "If I want any crap out of you I'll cut your head off and dip it out"

    "you are so ugly you must have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"

    "If I wanted to hear from an A-hole I would just fart"

    GG~

 

 
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