Can You Help With This Thanksgiving Turkey?

[Stickmarsh]

OK, perhaps someone on TreasureNet can help me with my problem. I've got this turkey, you see - it was alive at the beginning and remains unplucked. But I had to dig it out of the windshield of a Buick at the Pinedale shopping mall in Cincinnati. It's a little messed up. If anybody has any tips on how to remove the embedded feathers and glass so I can cook it, I'd appreciate it.

Happy Thanksgiving!

[Lasivian]

OK, perhaps someone on TreasureNet can help me with my problem. I've got this turkey, you see - it was alive at the beginning and remains unplucked. But I had to dig it out of the windshield of a Buick at the Pinedale shopping mall in Cincinnati. It's a little messed up. If anybody has any tips on how to remove the embedded feathers and glass so I can cook it, I'd appreciate it.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Well, definitely not something you see every day.

A roadkill deer I would be happy to make burgers out of, but I wouldn't even dream of attempting to eat anything with the possibility of broken glass in it.